Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 25 January 2014

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I want to be an Arab
And wear a flowing robe
With a beard down to my ankles
From my ear lobe

I want to be an Arab
And chat all day and night
On a mat that's facing Mecca, or wherever
They direct that shite

I want to be an Arab
They love a drop of wine!
Downside: no bacon, sausage or pork chop
They're forbidden to touch swine

I want to be an Arab
Have my women walk behind
Whilst the imam at the mosque, he tries
To take away my mind

I want to be an Arab
And kill the infidel
With a bomb strapped to my midriff
I'll see you all in Hell


With my chilled raisins


Enshaalaa!

Woods 2014

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