Written by walter

Friday, 9 August 2013


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Miracle Village is a sugar cane country, south Florida. It lies deep in a sea of green, bordering home to over 100 registered sex offenders who were found guilty, and have usually served a prison sentence, for a sex crime. Three percent of these people once were in positions of power: pastor, teacher, sports coach. A number of these sex offenders were convicted because they had sex with underage girls. One instance is a guy that, according to him, had consensual sex with a 14-year-old girl.

In the Book of Genesis we read the story of Sodom and Gomorrah, located on the Jordan River. These two cities, including three neighboring cities, were completely destroyed by Yahweh, the mighty god, using his fire and brimstone.

Well, it might sound strange to know that some chickens get engaged in lesbianism. Lesbianism in chickens happens when a bullying hen finds another chick attractive. The hen gets on the back of the underling, while other chickens encircle the couple. They, like humans watching a porno, turn rigid and stare intensely at the bullying hen! They even support the riding chick not to slide down during "the act". Apparently, they all find it entertaining.

Another true incident regarding sex offenders, of course, a male horse, was disclosed by a horse cavalry battalion commander at a staff meeting when he said, "We have gathered here to formally ascertain the real cause of last night's trouble, that is, the turning loose of 400 horses in the middle of the night, frolicking in the open. We need to take necessary measures to prevent the repeat of the incident."

Minutes later the veterinary of the battalion reported, "Sir, during my routine inspection, I found Horse-345 lean and unfit for combat. First, I assumed H-345 was not eating well. My further inquiry revealed that H-345 had been regularly visiting a mule, I'm afraid, a male mule! I found it extremely necessary to confine H-345 to his manger. Obviously, water had to be brought to him in a bucket. As a precautionary step, I additionally asked company's master sergeant to strap one rear leg to the ground so that H-345 may not be able to kick. I have been told that H-345 didn't like the idea and raised havoc; thus scaring the crew as well as other horses who all broke themselves loose and rushed out of the stable, neighing and kicking loudly and madly."

"Under Florida's state law none of the sex offenders can live within 1,000 feet of a school, day care center, park or playground."

Since finding statistics on animal sex offenders is very difficult, except the instances mentioned above, we encounter two contradictory conclusions: Darwinism vs. creationism. Since sex in Homo sapiens is pivotal in life, let's recall the Yahweh's own word, 'And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness, Genesis, 26.' If it is so, as to the sex business who is to blame: man or the creator? Then why should courts in Florida disregard this divine rule?

To back up the thought, we find the same Jehovah, when speaking in other languages, has no objection as to a man of above 50 having marital intercourse with a 9-year-old girl.

Additionally, most men of the area of whatever age and whatever marital status, like to have sex with a child, boy or girl. It is innate with them. [Mark my word: do not ever hire them to baby-sit your children, especially when they carry their sacred scripture in the crook of their arm!]

In their desert land, boys and not girls are free to move around: in isolated places, in moving sands, on the back of a camel in front of a man with stiff erection, at the edge of an oasis or various religious schools. Men of the area have always taught the boys what real sex is. Boys, accordingly, implement the good teaching of their elders as soon as they break their voice and continue it throughout their married life until they die in the hope of resuming the same life in the eternal garden crowded with virgin girls and hairless boys!

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