Written by M Scarlet

Wednesday, 23 January 2013

Everyone knows that I'm an extreme conservative. I'm 100% against the metric system. This is why I eat my sandwiches by the foot, while ordering my drinks by the liter.

Today's hero of freedom is Representative Steve Stockman. Rep Stockman is the kind of man who is not afraid to threaten to impeach Obama if he continues with his executive orders. He is willing to stand up to tyranny despite the handicap of no one else in his party supporting him at all.

On an interview with the leftist elite Fox news network he was thrown hard questions by Greta Van Susteren like:

Greta: "You said we. Who is we? What level of support do you have in Congress?"
Rep Stockman: "It's we the people."

Greta: "Do you know how many republicans will be with you?"
Rep Stockman: "You're going to be on our side, so that's two of us."
Greta: "I don't know if I'm going to be on your side."

Rep Stockman is not afraid to stir the political pot. At the end of the interview he says of President Obama, "He's even using children, it reminds me of Saddam Hussein when he used kids to…" Some might interpret his decrescendo in volume and inability to complete the sentence as signs that he was thinking better of what he said. But we true conservatives know that he was just using the age old tactic of letting his mouth move while is brain was doing something else.

Good luck Rep Stockman! I hope your tenure in Congress goes as well as your interview in the video above.

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