Written by walter

Saturday, 24 November 2012

Iron Dome, a highly maneuverable missile system, is designed to intercept and destroy short-range rockets and artillery shells, fired from 4 to 70 kilometers away. Statistically speaking, out of seven rockets fired simultaneously, Iron Dome managed to destroy only five. Missing two out of seven, in such a deadly game, is too much, thus making the Iron Dome undependable.

Undoubtedly, recent Gaza-Israeli conflict was a good acid test for both parties to detect the inadequacies and rectify problems before attempting another combat. Therefore, both parties are back to square one, that is, they need new intelligence. Jews and their neighbors, as long as they live, cannot meet peace. Their enmity is deep rooted, 1424 years old.

An ancient Greek tale relates how the city of Troy fell into the hands of Greeks by means of the Trojan Horse used as ploy. Trojans, stupidly, took the giant horse as a war trophy and drove it into their town while commandos were hiding inside. The city of Troy was eventually destroyed.

Fortresses of the past and Iron Domes of today, none can guarantee absolute safety and security for a town. On the other hand, determinism says that happenings are causally decided by preceding events. In other words, a loose rock shall dislodge itself and fall.

Hamas and their supporters consider themselves the eternal winners. Their mentality is suicidal. Throughout the past 1424, their warlords have been cable leading their thugs and thieves against great civilizations and resolutely destroy them. To them, this life is simply a rickety bridge. True life is awaiting beyond this bridge, in the beloved Garden of Eden, the biblical "garden of God", described most notably in the Book of Genesis (Genesis 2-3). Judaism and Islam share a lot.

Hamas and company have good reason to believe in their indoctrination. It has born good fruits: Continuously kill for the cause of your faith. If you win you get all the amenities of the terrestrial life. If you get killed, no problem, stunning females, with beautiful eyes and translucent skins, undressed, are waiting for you. Their skin is so transparent that you can see the marrow of their bones (like an x-ray?). Additionally, some pre-adolescent boys are added to the crew in case you decide to go the other way around.

Anyway, life seems to have no purpose. Then the theory of randomness seems to be at work, which says that everything is simply a coincidence. We exist because of a complex yet inevitable string of chemical accidents and biological mutations.

However, the only truth in this meaningless life is sex. Of course, Arabs and other thugs and thieves of today have exhausted all sex energies. They are frustrated. They put the fault on earthly women. They expect women to offer more. Having been disappointed, they are in a hurry to join their awaiting companions in the Garden of Eden. They need an infidel nation as an excuse.

Since Israelis are outnumbered by their cousin Arabs, they need another state of art weapon in their arsenals: infantry robots aerially supported by the drones.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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