Written by rvler9201

Friday, 23 November 2012

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Recapping Thursday's Football action

Texans 34, Lions 31: Lions coach Jim Schwartz is blindsided by an obscure rule that states throwing a challenge flag on Thanksgiving will result in the other team automatically being awarded a touchdown.

Redskins 38, Cowboys 31: Tony Romo insists in post-game interview that another Kenny Chesney set at the start of the third quarter would have been enough to complete Dallas's comeback.

Patriots 49, Jets 19: New England scores three touchdowns in 52 seconds on offense, defense, and special teams. We really can't think of a joke that's funnier than what the Jets already are.

McCormicks 14, Redgeleys 9: The annual intra-family matchup ends on a bitter note when Bruce Redgeley, 8, kicks his father in the shins and tells him he cares more about football than his son.

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