Written by anthonyrosania

Sunday, 28 October 2012

image for If Hurricane Sandy Kills, The Blood Will Be On TV Weather Reporters' Hands Not one picture of a news anchor desk, thespoof? How do you sleep at night?

If Hurricane Sandy causes death in the next two days, God forbid, TV meteorologists will have blood on their hands.

"Catastrophic damage," "historic," "worst-case scenario": Death and destruction all but guaranteed to all within broadcast range.

For a week in 2011, you told us how Hurricane Irene was to deliver us the End of Days, and she turned out to be nothing special.

And now people are thinking that you are all crying wolf. Sadly, that may be to their detriment.

Haven't you the decency to think for a MINUTE how to articulate the details of the storm and the threat it may pose to the population without fearmongering?

Apparently not.

This isn't a joke! This isn't the catastasis of a bad Made-for-TV docudrama! 

It's our fucking lives. 

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