Written by Ana Ward

Wednesday, 28 February 2007

I think that the baby Dannielynn should be given to me. Britney, I sent in this story on Monday claiming Dannielynn. Britney you cannot always be the favourite. Everyone is claiming to be the baby's father, but I am truly the one who deserves to have the baby.

I know this sounds absurd and that people may even think I am crazy but how crazy are all these people who say they loved ANS fighting, causing such a frenzy, instead of coming together and making a beneficial arrangement for Dannielynn. If they all knew ANS so well why do they have so many different stories??????

At least Britney and I have the same story - maybe we should go for some "DVD" testing. Britney - it is DNA and you are letting our side down. Come on girl - us girls need to stick together - but we will still not produce a little ANS.

Anyway I admire ANS and what she managed to achieve despite her upbringing - she made a name for herself - GOOD or BAD - it was a name - and that is the most important thing in life - TO BE REMEMBERED & SHE WILL. Long live Anna Nicole Smith. Are you reading this Britney???

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