Written by anthonyrosania

Friday, 14 September 2012

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Three Huzzahs and Three 'F--k You's for the Season Premiere of Sons Of Anarchy

HUZZAH - Casting Jimmy Smitt's real-life wife Wanda De Jesus (pictured). Ladies and gentlemen, that picture was taken when Ms. De Jesus was 54. YUM! And, yes, @nicole, I know she looks like my mother. Like that doesn't creep me out. 

HUZZAH- Harold Perrineau, one of my top-5 favorite actors ever (wheelchair guy from Oz) cast as Mr. Pope? Brilliant. 

HUZZAH- Tight, tight, tight writing, Kurt Sutter. Not a word is wasted, not a hacky passage in the lot. That script was polished to a bright sheen. Bravo, Kurt Sutter.

F--K YOU!- Fuck you, Kurt Sutter, for what you did to Tig. I got three daughters, ya bastard. Still haven't watched the entire scene. 

F--K YOU! Ron Perlman was pitch-perfect as Clay; smart, decisive, brutally focused, and occasionally tender, especially with Gemma. He survives being shot three times, but now he just whines and cries and sucks. UN-pussify Clay, now!

F--K YOU! - Charlie Hunnan, just once in your life can you deliver two consecutive sentences in an American accent? Hack. 

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