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Friday, 7 September 2012

image for Football Gossip & comments 7th September 2012 Jo King considers his United future

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger says he sees a future for Nicklas Bendtner, 24, at the Emirates despite sending the Denmark striker on loan to Juventus after spending a season with Sunderland.
The club need a burger bar assistant who speaks Danish.

Uruguay were going to play a World Cup qualifier against Colombia in local second division side Solo Junior's away strip until their kit arrived an hour before kick-off in Barranquilla.
For security reasons, the Uruguay kit always travels separately from the team.

Manchester United striker Josh King, 20, has warned the club he is ready to leave in January unless he gets to play more matches.
Sir Alex replied by telling the player "You must be Jo King!"

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