Written by radiogagger

Wednesday, 5 September 2012

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Danielle Lloyd poses naked for the first time since losing boob implants
She only takes up three quarters of the page now.

Cheryl Cole admits in radio interview to steamy dreams about Rihanna.
That could potentially be the largest searched item on youtube since Beyonce and Shakira's duet.

CURVY Kim Kardashian gasps as a wardrobe malfunction nearly gives shoppers an eyeful.
I only popped out for a Chicken breast sandwich. Not a Kardashian breast.

Geri Haliwell says that Katy Perry didn't 'get' Russel Brand.
Well maybe she didn't, but she did have big breasts, and Russ certainly 'got' them.

Russel Brand spotted with different girl, not Geri Haliwell.
You know Russ is health obsessed, he was just getting one of his five a day.

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