Written by radiogagger

Monday, 3 September 2012

image for Football Gossip & comments 3rd September 2012 Sitting Volleyball - Imagine Beach Volleyball but sitting down

Fulham may have sold Mousa Dembele to Tottenham during the transfer window, but Cottagers fans could soon be singing the player's name again, after one of their academy players - also named Mousa Dembele - scored a hat-trick for the club's U18s against Crystal Palace.
(Fulham FC.com)
Two Mousa Dembele's, theirs only two Mousa Dembele's, two Mousa Dembele's...

Arsenal have not won a trophy for over seven years and the club has instructed some of its players to take up a new a sport - sitting volleyball - in an apparent bid to end that wait.
Talk about diversifying. Sitting volleyball? Sitting ducks more like...

Tottenham are ready to let keepers Carlo Cudicini, 38, and 31-year-old Heurelho Gomes go to Championship clubs on loan after the pair were squeezed out by the arrival of 25-year-old French stopper Hugo Lloris from Lyon.
(Daily Mirror)
I imagine the conversation will go something like this...
AVB: "Carlo - Hugo. Hugo - Carlo. Brad - Hugo. Hugo - Brad.
Hugo - You Stay. Carlo - You Go. Brad - You Go."

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