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Tuesday, 28 August 2012

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Joey Barton: My heart is already in Marseille.
(BBC Sport)
Who knew that Joey had a heart?

Tweet from Gary Lineker, BBC Sport
"Proper Sunday. Football, roast for lunch, bottle of Lynch Bages '86 and more football"
No Walkers Crisps?

Darren Bent helps with police probe as cop cousin 'stole cash from dead'
(The Sun)
His cousins name is PC Richard Bent. aka Dick Bent.

Scottish Cup: Rangers draw Forres Mechanics in second round
(BBC Scotland)
Not to be confused with Fernando Torres Mechanic. MOT's a speciality. Not so good at turning the clock back to restore to former glory.

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has banned the club's young stars from driving sports cars from new sponsors Chevrolet.
(Daily Mail)
Looks like its back to the bus pass then.

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