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Saturday, 25 August 2012

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image for Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 25th August 2012 Was that Kim? I don't know it all happened so fast...

Prince Charles summons Harry for crisis talks: A heart-to-heart between father and son after naked photos in Vegas hotel
Apparently James Hewitt was unavailable but sends his best.

'I did NOT have an affair with David Beckham': Katherine Jenkins blasts 'untrue and hurtful' rumours.
She is however available to do any reality tv shows, even if she has to w*nk off a pig.

So long Hev! EastEnders star Cheryl Fergison becomes the second Celebrity Big Brother housemate to be evicted
On the plus side, she wasn't murdered by a spotty teenage Mitchell in this show.

Sex And The Subway: Kim Cattrall goes incognito as she rides the tube in London.
She must have heard the rumour about the overheating seats.

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