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Sunday, 26 August 2012

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Liverpool striker Luis Suarez insists he has a nice side despite admitting he gets angry on the pitch.
(The Guardian)
And if you disagree with him, he'll bite your ****ing ear off!

Tevez is my role model says Luis Suarez
(Daily Star)
Er yeah, that could be were your going wrong Luis.

Balram Chainrai, the former Portsmouth owner, has submitted a new offer in a bid to buy the League One club.
Balram, get one free?

Falkirk suspend PA announcer over 'inappropriate' comments about Rangers
Hasn't the PA announcer heard of twitter?

Fulham manager Martin Jol and striker Clint Dempsey, 29, are no longer on speaking terms over the American's desire to move to Liverpool.
Its got so bad they're not even tweeting each other.

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