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Saturday, 18 August 2012

image for Football Gossip & comments 18th August 2012 Wenger was left with less than he expected of the RVP money

Toulouse defender Cheikh M'Bengue, 24, has revealed he is wanted by Arsenal.
(Daily Star)
Shake yar money to Cheik M'Bengue, Arsenal - theirs noting toulouse!

Meanwhile, the Craven Cottage club have rejected a 'very low' bid from Manchester United for midfielder Moussa Dembele, 25.
A spokesman for United explained the 'low' offer. "It's al down to the share price imn New York don'cha know!

New Chelsea signing Oscar insists he feels no pressure at Stamford Bridge - because he has already worn the Brazil number 10 shirt.
(The Sun)
Piece of cake. Not too much though, you'll end up fatter than Ronaldo, the former Brazil number 10

Retired Bolton midfielder Fabrice Muamba will make a success of his future career - whatever direction he takes - according to captain Kevin Davies.
(Bolton News)
Rumours he is joining the spoof as a comedy writer have been downplayed.

Former Newcastle player and manager Kevin Keegan has hailed the man he believes is the Magpies' best signing of the summer - chief scout Graham Carr.
(Newcastle Chronicle)
United got a new Van, Newcassle make do with a new Carr!

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