Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 20 February 2007

Online confeesional staffed by Fr Frederick "The Great" Titslesin has received a poignant confession from JRNOMBLIGO:

Dear FrFuKface,

Bless me Ultima, for I have sinned.

I really don't know how to tell you this. I am so ashamed of my intense hatred for arrogant clerics. Sometimes these triumphalistic bastards are so self absorbed that they completely misunderstand everything going on around them.

One time at band camp, every one even the flautists got up the nerve to confront the camp directors for their refusal to see that the camper's morale was so low that it had to look up to look down. Well some of the camp leaders actually listened and campers got their hopes up even the tubas until a message arrived from the Most Reverend completely distorting the problem and blaming every else but his holiness self!

One once actually told me he likes to intimidate people to see what they are made of. I wish I could exercise more restraint but these sick bastards drive me nuts!

Signed JRNO

Dear JRNO,

Are you fuckin' kidding me! Grow some balls! What are you made of Man?!

Stop the Goddam whining and stand up for yourself!

Yours in Christ,

FrFukface

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