Written by The Carlos Show

Monday, 13 August 2012

This list is based on a survey from relationship experts in hollywood. People such as: Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Hugh Hefner, and even the Kardashians.

1. Your favorite musician is Justin Bieber
2. You don't know the difference between "their" "there" and "they're"
3. Your nickname is snake
4. You're a plumber
5. Your last name is Kardashian
6. You still use Myspace
7. You're 40 and live in your mom's basement
8. Your best friend is a blow-up doll
9. The only thing you can cook is Kraft Dinner
10. You have more hair on your chest than your head

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