Written by Pointer

Sunday, 18 February 2007

SEXTIPS is the name sexpert website Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia.cum is giving to its latest feature on The Spoof.

This novel approach to sex advice will list proverbs that are sexwise from a true descendant of Ben franklin who calls his sexwise aphorisms,Poor Dick's Almanac:

  • A bush in the hand is worth two in a bird.
  • The best laid anyone is better than reading Catcher in the Rye.
  • Planning to lay mice is probably not a good idea.
  • Haste wastes make-out.
  • A penny saved on a condom may cost you half your earnings.
  • A stitch in the scrotum saves you from becoming a father of nine.
  • A word to the sexwise is enough.

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