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Wednesday, 18 July 2012

image for Football Gossip & comments 19th July 2012 Knock Knock, whose there? Robert Lewandowski

Sir Alex Ferguson has told friends that Manchester United will beat City and Juventus in the race to sign Arsenal captain Robin van Persie in a £20m deal.

(Daily Mirror)

Amazing, I didn't Ferguson had any friends...

Liverpool's players are expected to win the ball back within seven seconds of losing possession and are given thorough details of the passing options they must offer every team-mate, wherever he is on the pitch, under new manager Brendan Rodgers

(Daily Telegraph)

Rodgers is using the 1990s hit '7 Seconds Away' by Nenah Cherry during training sessions to get the message across.

Borussia Dortmund's Polish striker Robert Lewandowski, 23, has opened the door on a move to Manchester United by revealing he wants to play in the Premier League.


Manchester United have replied "I hear you knocking - but you can't come in"

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