Written by radiogagger

Wednesday, 18 July 2012

image for Football Gossip & comments 18th July 2012 Arsenal fans could be 'wailing' soon if they lose RVP and Walcott

Dundee are chosen, ahead of Dunfermline Athletic, to replace the old Rangers in the Scottish Premier League.

I think Dumfermline think they've been dun!

(Daily Mail)
Midfielder Oscar, 20, has arrived in London with the Brazil Olympic squad and will have a medical ahead of his £25m move from Internacional to Chelsea.

All they need now is Luca Toni and Golden Globe for a team worthy of Hollywood itself.

Arsenal have still not opened contract talks with Theo Walcott despite the prospect of the England winger leaving as a free agent next summer.

It's a wall of silence

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