Written by Karen Fish

Tuesday, 8 May 2012

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Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't President Obama say that he had decimated Al Qaeda? Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't President Obama kill Al Qaeda head Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda Yemen head Anwar al Awlaki? So what's with the news that the CIA just foiled an Al Qaeda bomb plot in Yemen to blow up a US airplane over One World Trade Center with a non metallic bomb inserted inside the colon of an Al Qaeda suicide bomber? Why is our national defense beginning to sound like a scene from "Get Him to the Greek" with Jonah Hill clenching his buttocks to protect Russell Brand's heroin?

If you mow your lawn and cut off the tops of the weeds the weeds will always come back. Unless you get down on your hands and knees with your $2 weeder and pull out the roots of the weeds the weeds will always come back. The root of the Al Qaeda bomb plot is the Koran which states "Make War on the Christians, Jews and Infidels, all non Muslims, and I will reward you with 72 virgins, 80,000 servants each, eternal paradise with Allah, crystal clear streams and endless wine with no side effects." (Koran Chapter 9:5, 29-30, 111, Chapter 56, Hadith.)

Was the scene inside the situation room during the raid on Osama bin Laden President Obama's version of "Mission Accomplished?" Sigmund Freud said that a person's personality is determined by the age of 5. President Obama is the son of a Muslim father. President Obama went to elementary school in the world's most populous Muslim nation Indonesia. President Obama stood in Cairo and said "Islam is a great religion." How can we expect a Muslim President to protect us from nuclear armed Muslim Pakistan or to stop Muslim Iran from obtaining nuclear weapons to attack US within the coming months while he is busy rallying support for the ground zero mosque? How is your puppy going to feel with a fiber optic camera on a tube passed through her anus every time she wants to travel?

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