Written by NickFun

Sunday, 11 February 2007

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I have heard that porn is considered "degrading" and "offensive" to women. However, most porn also involves guys! Are the guys not offended and degraded?

We must ask ourselves "what is porn?" Porn is someone reading erotic stories or looking at pictures of nude women or men for the purpose of sexual gratification. It is an alternative or a precursor to "real sex".

Isn't every one of us the result of some horny guy getting aroused over a nude woman? Isn't this the actual essence of our existence? Thanks to porn even ugly people can get laid! Without naked women, erect penises and moist vaginas, babies would not be born. Productivity would decline, businesses would fail and within a hundred years the entire human race would cease to exist!

Let's support Playboy and Penthouse and Hustler as they are paving the way for the future of the world! If porn is outlawed then only outlaws will have porn! As our civilization declines for a lack of porn I, for one, refuse to be the cause of the problem! Let's take off our clothes, run naked into the streets, take pictures of each other and celebrate horniness and procreation! Who's with me?

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