Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Friday, 30 March 2012

BILLINGSGATE POST - It doesn't get any more confusing than this. When was the last time you heard an Afro-American white man charge a Hispanic-white man with racial mayhem? Sounds like a nomenclature race war except for the fact that both men have the same skin color, or nearly so.

For some, the fact that the New York Times referred to George Zimmerman, the man who admits killing Trayvon Martin, as a "white Hispanic," it seems axiomatic that the editors of this liberal fishwrap were attempting to stimulate a race war. Wuh fug muffa fug? And with President Numb-Nuts interjecting himself into the mix along with the Reverend? Jesse Jackson and the Reverend? Al Sharpton, war savvy merchants are barricading their shop fronts for a Rodney King special.

Yeah! "Can't we all just get a long?" Not when the New Black Panthers drop a $10,000 "Wanted Dead or Alive" ticket on poor George Zimmerman. Then how about Spike Lee putting in his bid for the Nobel Peace Prize by dropping Zimmerman's wrong address to all his twitter fans so that they can scare a nice 75-year old white couple to death?

Does anyone else besides me notice a trend? I be talking about all these here political ebonizeezers trying to exasperate this incident into another Watts; urban renewal at its finest. And with the complicity of the liberal media to fan the flames, we should have another barn burner summer.

Dude, it's time for Dr. Billingsgate to score another doctorate in the Cayman's this summer.

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