Written by Vince Williams

Monday, 5 February 2007

Here are some SING-ALONG SONGS. Just join RIGHT in! While they MIGHT be thought of as Christmassy OR New Yearsy, if the current FAILED administration could be "sent packing", it would seem like CHRISTMAS all year long, AND CERTAINLY WORTH LIFTING THE GLASS!


BUSH'S BLUNDERLAND
by Vince Williams

SLAY-bells ring! Are ya list'nin'?
Parents cry, eyes are glist'nin'.
Iraq is a fight that's really not right:
Dying in George Bush's blunderland.

Gone away is the true word,
In its place is the "screw" word.
We sing a sad song: "This war is all wrong!"
Dying in George Bush's blunderland.

chorus:
With impeachment we can bring indictment:
He deserves it for his crimes and lies.
At long last we'll feel some real excitement--
and maybe we'll recover some allies.

When they write Bush's bio,
He'll be quoted, "Yippee-tie-yo!
We knocked off Hussein, why do you complain?"
Dying in George Bush's blunderland.

chorus:

Corp'rate friends make a "killin"
killin' poor people's chil''en:
"It's worth the attack on oil-rich Iraq!"
Dying in George Bush's blunderland.
Dying in George Bush's blunderland.
Dying in George Bush's blunderland.

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GEORGIE, THE RED-STATE "REIGN-DEAR"
by Vince Williams

verse:
We've had Cheney and Condy and Carl Rovey's tricks, son!
Maybe they've all tried to out-Nixon Nixon.
Now we should re-call
the worst president of them all.

chorus:
Georgie, the red-state "reign-dear"
thinks he has some tiny foes--
thinks he can just ignore them
as the army death count grows.

Yet in the last election
voters told him loud and clear
they could no longer trust him:
his decisions made them fear.

Now his foggy thinking style
once more is in play,
"I'm the one who's always right:
THAT'S WHY THEY MUST DIE AND FIGHT!"

So now we should impeach him;
let him know we don't agree.
Georgie, the red-state "reign-dear":
HE'S THE WORST IN HISTORY.

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Here's one based on the song OVER THE RAINBOW
JUST ON HIS SAY-SO
by Vince Williams

More troops just on his say-so--
don't ask "Why?"
It's a new FAILURE FORWARD
who cares if more will die.

More troops just on his say-so--
"QUIET, YOU!
Irresponsible critics,
let's bid more lives "Adieu."

George Bush's speech to scare us more
was based on lies to go to war--
deception!
The UNION'S STATE he did relate
pretending that to escalate
is an exception.

More troops just on his say-so--
don't ask "Why?"
It's a new FAILURE FORWARD,
who cares if more will die.

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SHOULD GEORGE BUSH RESIGN.
by Vince Williams

Should all complainants be forgot,
so Bush won't be maligned?
Should all complainants be forgot,
or should George Bush resign?
Well, Bush should now resign, my friend,
As well as pay a fine?
For times he lied,
He should be tried
And Bush should now resign.

Should resolutions now be made:
(We see the CLEAR design)!
Our country's laws must be obeyed,
This isn't too hard-line.
This isn't too hard-line, my friend,
I'll give you my opine:
Bush SHOULD resign and pay a fine,
This isn't too hard-line.

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