Written by TAR

Tuesday, 7 February 2012

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There are somethings that happen and it simply gets too damn much attention and this situation is one of them.

While performing with Madonna and Nicki Minaj'a'trois at last nights Superbowl [congrats to the glorious bad ass Giants by the way] M.I.A. flipped the love bird to one of the cameras during her historic verse in Madonna's new single "Give Me All Your Love". 

Zelda Middleton of the Muffington Post flagged down M.I.A for a comment, "Ya I doo dat all da time when dos supa hot bitches are in heat on dat stage.  Hey dis was my time to hit everybody on da honey money and I am a kick ass sugar gurl dat can take da heat gurlfriend,"  lipped M.I.A.

Personally, I missed her doing this because of my tweeting addiction and non stop action, watching all the manass and super hot mighty tight ends.  But to be honest even if I did see it (bird-LMFAO) I don't think I really would have cared two hooters.  I was more interested in Madonna's sexual innuendo's, and the fact that people were talking about her amazing sexy hot moves with her super hot steamy mega muff overheating on that incredible stage.  OMG, check this girls pulse!

Whatever, I'm over it!

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