10. According to my horoscope, that's what I was supposed to do.
9. My dad drank too much.
8. My girlfriend drinks too much.
7. Being sober around drunk people sucks.
6. Dry heaves are almost as good as crunches - and that's on top of my smoker's cough!
5. Artists, musicians and writers always drink too much - that's just the way it is.
4. I'm tired of feeling left out.
3. I'm not having any fun either.
2. I do whatever the hell I want to do. If you don't like it, maybe we should move on.
1. This list is total bullshit- I don't drink too much!!