Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 11 January 2012

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A "homophobic" soccer player has been sacked from his club because he called a homosexual rugby player gay on twitter.

This means that everybody on twitter, soccer player or "normal" people, cannot talk about or have an opinion on the following subjects. (If they do mention these subjects they are what is written in brackets):

A) Taboo theme Nr 1; anybody who's a different colour than oneself. ( is a racist bas++rd!)
B) Anybody who comes from somewhere else on the planet. ( is a racist Nazi!)
C) Anybody who practices other sex methods than oneself. ( is a pervert!)
D) Homo's if you're a straight man. ( is a homophobic idiot)
E) Lesbians if you're a straight woman or man. (men love them so that's OK!)
F) Straight men if you're a homo. ( is a heterophobic!)
G) Straight women if you like the taste of pussy ( is a dykeophobic)
H) Aliens from a different planet (Alienphobic)

The soccer player (to a degree) has not apologised to the rugby player and has refused an offer to spend the night with him in a 5* luxury hotel to combat his phobia, he prefers to spend his nights with his missus, a female!

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