Written by Inchcock

Thursday, 22 December 2011

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The Comparisons between Santa and David Cameron

1. When the poor ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal, with Cameron, it's impossible.

2. Santa seldom answers the poor's you email, Cameron never answers the poor's emails.

3. Santa seldom answers the poor's mail, Cameron never answers the poor's mail.

4. Santa gets all the stuff he's got from kind hearted people and Elves, - Cameron's Daddy left it for him!

5. Santa cheers up the poor - Cameron craps on them!

6. Santa laughs to cheer up the poor - Cameron laughs at the poor!

7. You can bank on Santa saving your soul - You can bank on Cameron saving the soul of Barclay's bank!

8. Santa is popular with the poor - Cameron is poorly popular!

9. Santa thinks nothing of breaking into your home - Cameron is not interested in who breaks into your home, his is safely guarded!

10. Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions - Cameron couldn't give a toss about who he has to answer to!

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