Once upon a time, Noddy and Big Ears decided to leave their red open-top car at the Harrods parking area opting to hop on the London Underground to travel into town, a fatal mistake.
Accompanying Noddy & Big Ears was their mate, Gollywog, a life long friend. Nowadays it's not allowed to call someone a Gollywog, but Noddy and Big Ears didn't care because that's his name.
The three of them decided to don their black Ray Bans because they didn't want their millions of fans to come up and ask them all for autographs, especially on the crowded underground.
Noddy and Big Ears took their seats on one side (they always sit together, but not in a gay way) and Gollywog on the other. Then Noddy asked Gollywog the following questions: "Gollywog have you ever been to London?" "Gollywog, look there are many others who look like you, do you feel comfortable amongst your own?" "Gollywog, they even speak like you, do you understand them?" "Gollywog is it true that these days Big Ears and myself can't call you a Golly-Wog?"
Horrified passengers listening to the conversation decided to film the whole thing and put in on You Tube. Noddy & Big Ears have now been arrested and are joining John Terry, Luiz Suarez and BNP leader, Nick Griffin, who have been accused of being racist hooligans.
Noddy and Big Ears were taken to court and Noddy asked the judge; "Sir when is a Gollywog not a Gollywog?"
The judge answered; "not in Britain and now you'll get six months for your impertinence, racist ignoramus!"
Big Ears, in tears, was released with a six-month suspended sentence and Gollywog held his hand whilst leaving the court. As for the others, money talks! More as we get it.