I 'ave bin a-fishin' for many years. I has fly fished in every stream an' lake aroun' thar country. Ev'ry one of me flies 'as bin made by me, rolled on me leg, hours an hours an hours of bendin' an' a-twining 'til I gits it reet.
Then, there's me rods, 'undreds of em I ave, big ones, small ones, medium ones, ones wiv small rings, ones wiv big rings, ones wiv medium rings.
Forty nine ye'rs I 'as bin at it...the fly fishing. I caught every kind of fish there is to catch. Big ones, Small ones, Medium Ones...an' do you know what conclusion I have come to? What a load of old bollocks it is.