Written by Buck E Filbert

Friday, 4 November 2011

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Biologists of the Human Anatomy have done a world wide survey as to, what is the most popular body part, the resounding overwhelming response has been the vagina.

Adam was seduced into bondage by vagina against the advice of God. Now that's seduction, to choose vagina over God.

Paris Hilton flashes her vagina and the world stops spinning on its axis.

Lindsay Lohan flashes a little gash and the world stops.

Britney Spears forgets her underwear and the entire planet knows.

Helen of Troy originally Helen of Sparta was another fine example of the power of vagina. Many would be pork merchants tried to gain access to Helen from the Prince of Troy.

Eighteen Suitors went after that stuff, she must have been hotter than Megan Fox to cause all this ruckus.

18 extended battles of brutal hand to hand combat, 743 ships sailed to apprehend her. Thousands of pork venders died in this pursuit, all for the love of one vagina. Now, that's pretty powerful stuff.

Theologians, scientists, doctors, politicians, citizens and warriors alike, all agree, a little vagina now and again makes the world a better place.

Reproductive expert, Fanny Furbush says, "man's pursuit to re-enter vagina is a deep seeded need, the urge for the security of the womb. It's primal".

From Sunset and Vine

Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin:

"The President inserted a cigar into Ms Lewinsky's vagina, then put the cigar in his mouth and said: "It tastes good"

Kenneth Starr

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