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Funny story: Trump Plays Golf and Shoots a 98, But Instructs His Caddy to Write Down 81

Trump Plays Golf and Shoots a 98, But Instructs His Caddy to Write Down 81

STERLING, Virginia – Somehow, President Donald Trump found time to play a round of golf yesterday, instead of trying to deal with the biggest pandemic disaster in the history of the world. And how convenient that the golf course he picked to play...

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Funny story: COVID-19: Man Insisting That He Will 'Die Looking Good'

COVID-19: Man Insisting That He Will 'Die Looking Good'

A man who will almost certainly 'bite the dust' when the Coronavirus eventually gets around to visiting him, has said that, rather than fight a useless battle, he will go willingly, but will go 'looking good'. Moys Kenwood, 56, is in the wrong age...

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Funny story: Evil Force Travels From Trump's Ass To His Brain

Evil Force Travels From Trump's Ass To His Brain

When we look back to the time before 2016, we find ourselves living in a world of events, which would have been inconceivable before the inauguration of Trump. Obama, whatever his faults, was a rational man who pursued intelligent policies. He was p...

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Funny story: Billboard Top 10 Music Chart - Sponsored By The Coronavirus

Billboard Top 10 Music Chart - Sponsored By The Coronavirus

The Coronavirus, COVID-19, that all-pervading nuisance that has entered into every facet of worldwide society on an unprecedented scale, has even left its indelible mark on, of all things, music. As the music-loving sector of the general public st...

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Funny story: President Trump is Furious with Kayleigh McEnany and He’s Threatened to Fire Her

President Trump is Furious with Kayleigh McEnany and He’s Threatened to Fire Her

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Kayleigh McEnany’s tenure as the White House press secretary may be coming to an end, and sooner than later. The little “Christmas Elf” went and put her size 6 elf shoe in her size 10 Barbie mouth. During her regular press co...

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Funny story: A 97-Year-Old Great-Great-Grandmother is Arrested for Making Coronavirus Masks Out of Her Granny Panties

A 97-Year-Old Great-Great-Grandmother is Arrested for Making Coronavirus Masks Out of Her Granny Panties

TOAD SUCK, Arkansas – The local television station reported that police received a call about a very unusual situation. A police officer with the Toad Suck Police Department paid a visit to 97-year-old retired seamstress, Minnie Faye Titlaufer.

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Funny story: A Hairstylist in Iowa Exposes 317 Clients To The Coronavirus

A Hairstylist in Iowa Exposes 317 Clients To The Coronavirus

SIOUX CITY, Iowa – One of the most uncaring, negligent individuals in the entire nation has just been arrested. Spaulding K. Pintucker, 40, who has worked as a hairstylist at the Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow Hair Saloon for 18 years, told authoritie...

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Funny story: President Trump Throws His Ex-Attorney General Jeff Sessions Under The Bus (Again)

President Trump Throws His Ex-Attorney General Jeff Sessions Under The Bus (Again)

WASHINGTON, D.C. -President Trump has always said that he is the most loyal person in the world. Radio shock jock, Howard Stern, stated that two ex-wives and a present wife would probably disagree with him quicker than the time it takes a gnat to...

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Funny story: Biden says boiled baby remark too salty for his taste

Biden says boiled baby remark too salty for his taste

Presidential nominee-to-be Joe Biden has responded to a columnist's devotion to him over all other candidates, particularly Donald Trump. The Nation's Katha Pollitt recently stated she would support Biden “if he boiled babies and ate them.” Thi...

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway Denies That Her and Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Are Lovers

Kellyanne Conway Denies That Her and Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Are Lovers

WASHINGTON, D.C. – It appears that ever since Kayleigh McEnany came into the White House picture, Kellyanne Conway has been somewhat delegated to the background. One White House insider added that Conway’s main duties, of late, include getting Big...

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Funny story: Melania Catches Eric Trump Snapping Photos of Her as She Sat out by The Pool In Her Blue "Be Best" Bikini Swimsuit

Melania Catches Eric Trump Snapping Photos of Her as She Sat out by The Pool In Her Blue "Be Best" Bikini Swimsuit

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The temperatures hit the 90s, and the First Lady decided to put on her blue "Be Best" bikini swimsuit, and work on her suntan. Melania was sipping on a Diet 7-Up, and eating honey-roasted peanuts, as she lounged by the Olympic-s...

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Funny story: Howard Stern Says That Ivanka Trump Has The Sexiest Legs He Has Ever Seen – POTUS Totally Agrees

Howard Stern Says That Ivanka Trump Has The Sexiest Legs He Has Ever Seen – POTUS Totally Agrees

NEW YORK CITY – It is no secret that, these days, there is no love lost between the shock jock and the Electoral College president. Howard Stern has said that “Cheeto Lips” has got to be the absolute worst president of all of the world leaders.

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Funny story: Late-Breaking Progressive News: Sugar Is Bad for You; Government Surveillance Is Necessary to Keep You from Getting Sick; Trump Is Not a Good President.

Late-Breaking Progressive News: Sugar Is Bad for You; Government Surveillance Is Necessary to Keep You from Getting Sick; Trump Is Not a Good President.

Providing a progressive perspective on lifestyle and current events, independent news show Common Nonsense recently broke several revelatory stories, beginning with news that certain studies suggest that sugar might not be very good for you. “Cont...

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Funny story: President Trump Victim Of Humorless Nonsense Stories

President Trump Victim Of Humorless Nonsense Stories

It's been claimed that, although he is an incompetent fool, with few or no people skills, who has, against all rhyme, reason and common sense, become the forty-fifth President of the United States of America (POTUS), Donald Trump deserves better.

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Funny story: Mexico Offers To Lend The USA $900,000

Mexico Offers To Lend The USA $900,000

MEXICO CITY – President Andres Manuel Lopez-Obrador, aka “Timmy,” has just informed the United States ambassador that his country is offering to lend the United States $900,000. The president of Mexico stated that his government fully understands...

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Funny story: The Latest Polls Show That if the Election Were Held Today Joe Biden Would Carry All 50 States

The Latest Polls Show That if the Election Were Held Today Joe Biden Would Carry All 50 States

CHICAGO – The latest presidential poll result has caused President Trump to scream out at White House staff members. An insider who asked not to reveal her name for fear of reprisal, said that she saw the President push the White House bakery chef...

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Funny story: President Trump’s Long Time Lawyer and Friend Michael Cohen is Released From Prison

President Trump’s Long Time Lawyer and Friend Michael Cohen is Released From Prison

MANHATTAN – Michael Cohen, the attorney that Donald J. Trump called his “Fixer,” has just been released from the Otisville Correctional Facility. Cohen, aka #2190562, was released early, and many are saying that it is because POTUS was scared as h...

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Funny story: Sean Hannity Angrily Says That Melania Trump is Lying About President Trump and Him Having An Affair

Sean Hannity Angrily Says That Melania Trump is Lying About President Trump and Him Having An Affair

NEW YORK CITY – Well, it certainly did not take long for Fox News Golden Boy, Sean Hannity, to fire back at the First Lady! Melania Trump told her husband’s personal attorney, Segundo Juarez, that she thinks that Donnie and Seany are about as clos...

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Funny story: The Trumps Talk About Killing Elephants, Pedophilia, and Crazy Nancy

The Trumps Talk About Killing Elephants, Pedophilia, and Crazy Nancy

President Trump and his two boys had a very rare meeting to discuss politics last Tuesday. The offspring had an alcoholic drink, and the President, a teetotaler, ordered some fried chicken. Trump earlier had a dinner of two Big Macs, fried chicken...

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Funny story: Insightful Therapist Probes Client's Childhood Memories for Source of Her Neurotic Aversion to Government Surveillance

Insightful Therapist Probes Client's Childhood Memories for Source of Her Neurotic Aversion to Government Surveillance

“Did you have a major privacy violation as a child or teenager, like maybe someone sneaking into your room and reading your diary?” asked therapist Christina Carter, probing for the source of her client’s expressed reservations about the prospect of...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Fears That Her Daddy May Have The Coronavirus

Ivanka Trump Fears That Her Daddy May Have The Coronavirus

BALTIMORE – The first daughter, Ivanka Trump, was in Baltimore visiting one of her favorite cousins this week. She was asked by reporters how she was feeling. She softly asked "Why, what have you heard?" One reporter said that most of the media...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Says That She Is Becoming a Bit Concerned About The President’s Very Close Relationship with Sean Hannity

Melania Trump Says That She Is Becoming a Bit Concerned About The President’s Very Close Relationship with Sean Hannity

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Melania Trump recently told her husband’s attorney that she is really worried about his unhealthy close relationship with Fox News reporter, Sean Hannity. The first lady told Segundo Juarez that the POTUS scrotus is so stressed...

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