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Old Bag Shopping Trolley Sales At 40-Year High

Funny story: Old Bag Shopping Trolley Sales At 40-Year High

Figures out today reveal an unexpected upturn in retail sales for the month of January, with many shops that sell those 'old bag' shopping trolleys (pictured) reporting a huge increase in demand. The trolleys are the preferred method of conveying...

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Vice-President Mike Pence's Office Denies He is Comic's Missing Ventriloquist's Dummy

Funny story: Vice-President Mike Pence's Office Denies He is Comic's Missing Ventriloquist's Dummy

A former convict just returning to society and ready to resume his regular job as a ventriloquist, made an astonishing discovery. It seems the special ventriloquist dummy he had was stolen from his storage locker! Imagine his surprise when, catchi...

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Dictators Club Meets Again-Guess Who the Main Topic Was?

Funny story: Dictators Club Meets Again-Guess Who the Main Topic Was?

Moscow, Russia Vlad Putin once again hosted a meeting of the World Dictators. The main rule to be a member is you must be the head of a country rated “Not Free” by the Freedom House. Presently, there are 50 qualifiers, some more famous like Daniel O...

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Trump Unveils Plans for a New, Spectacular Super-Prison With a Penthouse Cell

Funny story: Trump Unveils Plans for a New, Spectacular Super-Prison With a Penthouse Cell

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump, in the midst of discussing The Wall, paused, and in the middle of his sentence, changed the subject to a new prison he is proposing. "As it stands, right now, and I'm not saying it's going to happen, but what if one...

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Polar Bears Are Changing Color

Funny story: Polar Bears Are Changing Color

Polar Bears, the big, beautiful 'White Warriors of the North', are adapting to climate change in a totally unexpected way that was unforeseen by scientists, in that they are changing their color. The bears, who live almost 'unseen' in the totally...

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Valentine's Day Cards Withdrawn From Shelves In 'Porn' Row

Funny story: Valentine's Day Cards Withdrawn From Shelves In 'Porn' Row

A series of Valentine's Day cards has had to be removed from the shelves of cardshops all across the country, after there were complaints from customers who said their content was "nothing short of pornographic". Valentine's Day, on February 14, i...

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Popsicles Melting at Alarming Rate

Funny story: Popsicles Melting at Alarming Rate

A daycare center in Oakland, California, experiencing the extreme effects of rising global temperatures, has reported that popsicles are melting at an alarming rate. “Children are our future,” said daycare attendant Maria Vazquez, “and our kids ar...

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Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident

Funny story: Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident

Hollywood - Local news outlets have discovered a disturbing 15-year-old video, clearly showing Shawn and Marlon Wayans, famous comedians and movie directors, wearing "white face" costumes during the filming of one of their movies. The duo could...

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People Still Go To Church On Sunday While Cheating On Each Other And Looking For More Money, According To Report

Funny story: People Still Go To Church On Sunday While Cheating On Each Other And Looking For More Money, According To Report

After surveys and statistical data were analyzed at the University of Colorado last week, the results indicated that people actually do cheat on each other constantly, while looking for more money as they steadfastly maintain a need to go to Church e...

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Yes, Virginia, Santa Claus Has Donned "Blackface"

Funny story: Yes, Virginia, Santa Claus Has Donned "Blackface"

Richmond Va.; It took a government worker for the Department of Motor Vehicles suffering confusion with the line of succession rules in Virginia, to bring national attention to a bizarre statewide descent into madness. A peculiar rash of unsolic...

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Cheaply Purchased Trac Phone Runs Out Of Minutes As Man Desperately Tries To Provide Advice To Others

Funny story: Cheaply Purchased Trac Phone Runs Out Of Minutes As Man Desperately Tries To Provide Advice To Others

Beloit, Wisconsin. Brad Steiner's trac phone ran out of minutes last Friday, February 1st, after he spent the entire evening desperately trying to provide deep advice to others who were feeling emotionally distressed and extremely troubled. Brad,...

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Black And White Minstrel Show To Make Comeback!

Funny story: Black And White Minstrel Show To Make Comeback!

The Black and White Minstrel Show, the popular 'blackface' song and dance extravaganza broadcast on BBC television for 20 years, is to astound viewers once more, by making a comeback to the small screen this spring. The show, which was axed in 197...

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Zombie deer disease sweeping US and Canada originated at political rally with Sarah Sanders

Funny story: Zombie deer disease sweeping US and Canada originated at political rally with Sarah Sanders

Health authorities are now warning that instead of CWD (chronic wasting disease) spreading to humans, it derives from humans. Known as “zombie deer disease” in its current form, recent news has warned of animals such as deer, elk, and moose behavi...

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President Trump Suffers Amnesia Over Jamal Khashoggi

Funny story: President Trump Suffers Amnesia Over Jamal Khashoggi

President Donald Trump has said he is trying his best to comply with the wishes of Congress by replying to their letter about the murdered Saudi dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, but can't for the life of him, remember who Khashoggi was. Sena...

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Concerned Wisconsin Resident Determined To End 'Abusive' Company Strategy Of Selling Shitty, Expired Beer To People Who Live In The Midwest

Funny story: Concerned Wisconsin Resident Determined To End 'Abusive' Company Strategy Of Selling Shitty, Expired Beer To People Who Live In The Midwest

Crawford County. After consuming two bottles of cheap wine and some tequila, smoking 3 packs of Marlboro Reds, and then relentlessly draining 28 cans of 'Natural Ice' beer, local resident, Brad Harvell, fell down on the front doorstep of his house b...

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Democrats as Obnoxious as Republicans at Committee Hearings

Matthew Whitaker, acting attorney general, was the powerless victim of pious Democratic scorn at Friday's House Judiciary committee hearing. He must have felt like an abortion rights or Free Speech advocate being skewered by Republicans at a compara...

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Fly-Face Pelosi Explains Trump Clapback: “Was Actually Zapping A Fly”

Funny story: Fly-Face Pelosi Explains Trump Clapback: “Was Actually Zapping A Fly”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. Everyone in the Beltway knows that Nancy Pelosi hates to be called “Fly-Face.” But for years she has had to wear an ACME Bug-Zapper around her neck to keep those nasty pests off her...

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Due to Typo in Executive Calendar Trump and Kim Jong-un End Up Meditating Together

Funny story: Due to Typo in Executive Calendar Trump and Kim Jong-un End Up Meditating Together

Due to a typographical error in U.S. President Donald Trump's executive calendar, which had intended to schedule him for a half-day mediation session with North Korea Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un, the two world leaders wound up meditating together for...

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Sexual Abuse Still Topping The List Of Abuses

Funny story: Sexual Abuse Still Topping The List Of Abuses

They say that some things never change, and that certainly seems to be the case with 'abuse', which, a study has found, that, for the seventh year running, Sexual Abuse still tops the list of popular abuses. Reported crime involving sexual abuse a...

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Donald J. Trump- Just The Enema America Needs.

Funny story: Donald J. Trump- Just The Enema America Needs.

Donald J. Trump- Just The Enema America Needs. He said he was gonna do it and, dad-gum if he didn't gone and dooded it. The Donald provided the laxatorial stimulus needed to remove decades of inner stagnant, potentially cancerous fecal growth that...

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Local Employee Decapitated For Having Too Many Unexcused Absences

Funny story: Local Employee Decapitated For Having Too Many Unexcused Absences

St. Paul, Minnesota. The corporate staff at Pete's National Decking Products, a factory that produces household furniture items and outdoor decking material, executed one of their employees last Monday at 12:30 pm. Thomas Waters, 42, was allo...

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In Moment of Weakness Pope Tells Trump No Priest Would Have Wanted to Molest Him

Funny story: In Moment of Weakness Pope Tells Trump No Priest Would Have Wanted to Molest Him

Things grew rather heated in the ongoing dispute between Pope Francis and President Donald Trump regarding Trump's proposed border wall, bringing out lesser sides of both parties. The Pope chastised Trump for wanting to seize the historic La Lomit...

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