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Funny story: Six Ways to Get an Atheist's Goat

Six Ways to Get an Atheist's Goat

Tired of hearing your heathen friends whine about science and organized religion while completely ignoring your warnings about hell? Well, here are six  ways guaranteed to get those smooth-talking tricksters off their game. Why six? Because if yo...

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Funny story: Toilet Plunger Was 'Sent From God'

Toilet Plunger Was 'Sent From God'

A man who bought a toilet plunger to be able to deal with his family's constantly-blocked toilet, has described the item as "an invaluable purchase", and "an absolute Godsend". The problem with the toilet at the home of Moys Kenwood, 56, may not h...

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Funny story: Animal Control Tasked With Arresting Rudy Giuliani

Animal Control Tasked With Arresting Rudy Giuliani

Washington, D.C. - When Trump's personal attack dog, Rudy Giuliani, inevitably gets arrested soon, the job will not be dealt with by the police, or even the FBI, says a Justice Department spokesperson. No, the job of arresting Trump's lawyer will fal...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Successfully Forces Things

Nashville Man Successfully Forces Things

Though frequently commended for his laid-back, easygoing manner, 46-year-old Jake Hamilton of Nashville. Tennessee, grew tired of waiting for life to start working for him, and made up his mind to start forcing things - which he did, with enormous su...

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Funny story: Presenting The Ganjascope℠, Your Horoscope on Pot

Presenting The Ganjascope℠, Your Horoscope on Pot

You hold in your hands (you're not still using a desk top, are you?) the astrological world's first Ganjascope℠, the horoscope that takes the logical out of astrological, that boldly goes where no other horoscope dares to tread (yes, the Ganjascope℠...

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Funny story: Propane-Driven Vape Pens Kill Three in Amish County

Propane-Driven Vape Pens Kill Three in Amish County

Bird in Hand, PA—News of the deaths of three unrelated Amish youths—Jacob Stolzfus, 18, Lucas Stolzfus, 19, and Cyrus Martin, 21—has exploded like after-market vape pens in this quaintly-named Amish community. The youth, who were all employed in the...

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Funny story: Democrat Congress Condemns Cease-Fire in Mideast

Democrat Congress Condemns Cease-Fire in Mideast

WASHINGTON DC - Politicians and elitist bureaucrats are still furious at President Trump for not using military equipment to spread death and chaos across the face of the earth. The Military-Industrial-Complex and the CIA have a long history of provo...

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Funny story: Democratic Party proctology exam shows severe HOA problems

Democratic Party proctology exam shows severe HOA problems

Having thrown all its eggs into the impeachment basket, the Democratic Party is hoping to move on to new strategies for the new year. Party doctors spent a weary night recently in HOA investigation (head out of the you know where area), wrapped in...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Successfully Distracts Himself from World Issues

Nashville Man Successfully Distracts Himself from World Issues

Finding that the news had become a real downer, Nate Driscoll of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to distract himself from world issues by focusing on frivolous things - and, to his great delight, found distraction a remarkably achievable state. "Who...

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Funny story: Sir Paul Caught on Video Attempting to Buy Pot

Sir Paul Caught on Video Attempting to Buy Pot

WINGHAM, near Sandwich, Kent, England—A potentially embarrassing iPhone 10 video in which Paul McCartney is seen attempting to buy marijuana in the rural village of Wingham, Kent, is in the sweaty hands of local authorities. Those of you who haven't...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Tries Stalking but Isn't Sure How to Follow Up

Nashville Man Tries Stalking but Isn't Sure How to Follow Up

After catching a glimpse of a beautiful, fit woman jog past his house at exactly 6:23 a.m. two days in a row, but at a loss as to how to actually meet her, Johnny Holcomb of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to try his hand at stalking, only to find he w...

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Funny story: Nashville Man's Multitasking Spins Out of Control

Nashville Man's Multitasking Spins Out of Control

Simultaneously trying to listen to a podcast, complete an online purchase form, stay mindful of his breathing, and work at his full-time office job of sitting at a desk and doing things on a computer, Matthew Tucker temporarily lost all sense of self...

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Funny story: President Trump To Be Shot Into Space

President Trump To Be Shot Into Space

Citing that he had run out of things to steal on the planet, President Donald Trump, the leader of the free world, announced today his plan to launch himself into outer space on a mission he is calling "Make Mars Greaterer Again". The man with hi...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Ironically Loses His Loser Identity

Nashville Man Ironically Loses His Loser Identity

Long identified as a loser by both his friends and himself, Harry Reston of Nashville, Tennessee, serendipitously and nearly simultaneously procured a new house, a wonderful mate, and a much-improved work situation - but in the process lost his lose...

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Funny story: UFO Sited Over White House and Washington, D.C. Suburbs

UFO Sited Over White House and Washington, D.C. Suburbs

Washington, D.C. - At least a thousand people say they observed an unidentified flying object (UFO) circling the White House last evening. Some observers say it looked like a cigar shaped object moving at lightning speed. Another observer said it mus...

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Funny story: President Trump Reveals He Has Been Joking About Everything

President Trump Reveals He Has Been Joking About Everything

In a speech that will have sent shockwaves all around the world, President Donald Trump last night revealed that, despite all the evidence to the contrary, his antics over the past four years have been mere jest, he was "just joking", and he is surpr...

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Funny story: Spain to Exhume body of General Franco--Will Be Reburied at Trump Miami Hotel

Spain to Exhume body of General Franco--Will Be Reburied at Trump Miami Hotel

After failing to bring the G-7 summit leaders to his struggling Miami hotel, President Trump has decided to rebrand his resort as the final resting place for unwanted dictators. The Wall Street Journal and Bloomberg News have reported the Trump Inte...

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Funny story: Pocahontas: “Mexico Will Pay For Our Health Care.”

Pocahontas: “Mexico Will Pay For Our Health Care.”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Pocahontas has finally been pinned down. For months, she has dodged the question regarding who would come up with the 30 trillion dollars to pay for our health care. Taking a page from President Trump’s successful campaign mant...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Becomes Entangled in Web of Deception

Nashville Man Becomes Entangled in Web of Deception

Kenny Hendricks of Nashville, Tennessee, was out for a morning run in the park when he caught sight of Polly Hartley, a woman he'd dated briefly and never called again, in the distance. Aiming to avoid an awkward encounter, Kenny pretended not to not...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi to star as Blanche in Off-Broadway re-make of “A Streetcar Named Desire”

Nancy Pelosi to star as Blanche in Off-Broadway re-make of “A Streetcar Named Desire”

Ms. Pelosi is reported enthused over this role, especially due to Representative Schiff taking the part of Stanley Kowalski, formerly performed by Marlon Brando. Mr. Schiff does a variation on the muscular Brando via his eyes, which bulge and prot...

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Funny story: Trump PS to Erdogan letter used as rolling paper denied

Trump PS to Erdogan letter used as rolling paper denied

Breaking: Mr. Trump not only sent a letter to Turkey’s President Erdogan on October 9, he also sent a PS--not disclosed by mainstream press so far. Mr. Trump’s first message is famous as deposited “in the bin” by Mr. Erdogan, according to insider...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton falls off subway platform; saved by psychic Russian immigrant

Hillary Clinton falls off subway platform; saved by psychic Russian immigrant

Despite the dramatic rescue of Hillary Clinton in front of a subway train, her rescuer may not be rewarded. Yesterday, Ms. Clinton was addressing a subway platform crowd on “the Russian menace” when she accidentally fell (or was shoved) off a subw...

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