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Funny story: Trump To Give Commencement Address At Trump University

Trump To Give Commencement Address At Trump University

Though Trump University has been shut down, it's in working condition at the Republican Senate. To make points with a maniacal landlord, this once respected chamber is now known as the Trump University of Delusion. Senator Mitch McConnell is grad...

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Funny story: CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS: Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Subpoenaed By Congress

CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS: Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Subpoenaed By Congress

BILLINGSGATE POST: Those beady eyes that peered back at President Trump from the mirror when he adjusted his albino raccoon hairpiece missed nothing. The gift from Vladimir Putin to Trump was a stealth bomb. Somehow, the Secret Service failed to fin...

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Funny story: Child Demands That His Insecure Parents Apologize To Overwhelmed, Burned-Out Teachers

Child Demands That His Insecure Parents Apologize To Overwhelmed, Burned-Out Teachers

Monroe County, Wisconsin. Feeling somewhat concerned that his parents may have been a couple of unenlightened douchebags who partied too much in college while screwing everything in sight before getting married, settling down, and then self-righteou...

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Funny story: Go Fund Me Border Wall Donors Go F-ck Yourself

Go Fund Me Border Wall Donors Go F-ck Yourself

Nationalist President Trump supporters have raised over $20 million in a few short months, but they'd have more luck digging a grave for their stupid wall project! "We Build the Wall" nonprofit group is claiming to be very near to the commencemen...

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Funny story: 7th Grade Essay Contest Winner Informed He Will Eventually Need To Find 'A Real Job' Despite His Natural Ability

7th Grade Essay Contest Winner Informed He Will Eventually Need To Find 'A Real Job' Despite His Natural Ability

Dane County, Wisconsin. After writing a purely outstanding paper explaining the reasons why individuals with 'narcissistic personality disorder' often have troubled intimate relationships, 13-year-old Kyle Lane was warned by teachers, administrators...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Applies for Political Asylum in Mexico

Melania Trump Applies for Political Asylum in Mexico

Mexico City - Mexico - "I want to "Be Best" just like my program for youth in America, but sadly I cannot Be Best when I am with the orange moth. Like a moth he is drawn to every light and runs into walls and flails his wings until he hits the ground...

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Funny story: Joe Biden’s First Words After Having Head Cryogenically Frozen

Joe Biden’s First Words After Having Head Cryogenically Frozen

BILLINGSGATE POST: “I’m trying to think, but nothing happens.” The first words of Joe Biden upon recovering from having his head cryogenically frozen at minus 321 degrees Fahrenheit were little different than before he had the experimental treatmen...

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Funny story: The Dangers of Sucking Disco Balls

The Dangers of Sucking Disco Balls

A disco ball is a roughly spherical object that reflects light directed at it in many directions, producing a complex display. What are now usually called "disco balls" were first widely used in nightclubs in the 1920s. (source: Wikipedia - Disco bal...

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Funny story: North Korean Missile Lands In Man's Back Garden

North Korean Missile Lands In Man's Back Garden

A man in the Battambang commune of Tapon has told of how he and his family were rudely awoken on Sunday morning, after a missile originating from North Korea landed in the back garden of his property. Moys Kenwood, 55, was shaken from his slumbers...

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Funny story: Trump and Bolton Anxious for Opportunity to Personally Lead Nation's Troops Into War With Iran

Trump and Bolton Anxious for Opportunity to Personally Lead Nation's Troops Into War With Iran

Washington - President Donald Trump and National Security Advisor John Bolton are looking forward to an opportunity to showcase the bravery they unfortunately couldn't exhibit during the Vietnam War, due to circumstances beyond their control, by donn...

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Funny story: Trump A Busted Flush In UK Premiership Football Club Scam

Trump A Busted Flush In UK Premiership Football Club Scam

London, UK - (Offside Mess): Mighty property mogul Donald J Trump failed miserably in an attempted 2014 ‘compulsory purchase’ plan to take over a top flight UK Premier League club, a former linesman said today. The scam started with a fake bankers...

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Funny story: Living by Anti-Zen Principles

Living by Anti-Zen Principles

In the ongoing culture war, authoritarian nationalists continue to lose ground every second of the day. Diverse, well-adjusted human beings are living their lives as true to themselves as they can, all the while pursuing interests which are geared to...

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Funny story: Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Pelosi And Biden

Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Pelosi And Biden

BILLINGSGATE POST: Taxidermist to the Stars, Slim Everdingle, a legend in Hollywood for his use of life-like, non-Botox treatments to extend the careers of past and present stars such as Trigger, Barbra Streisand and Arnold Schwarzenegger, confessed...

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Funny story: Los Tres Cojones Trio at The White House confesses anomaly; US doctors indicate requests for implants now viral

Los Tres Cojones Trio at The White House confesses anomaly; US doctors indicate requests for implants now viral

What has long been the mystery of a male’s having three testicles, instead of two, has suddenly reached new stages of revelation. At this time sweeping Twitter, a startling development has occurred in the Trump administration, hitherto tightly gua...

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Funny story: The Secrets of Companies that are Great at Firing

The Secrets of Companies that are Great at Firing

Ineffectual companies always hire large numbers of incompetent employees. One of the oldest corporate lies is that people are the most important of assets. If that were true, companies wouldn't have to assess why their hiring practices fail at rec...

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Funny story: Melania Trump's New Be A Beast Campaign

Melania Trump's New Be A Beast Campaign

WASHINGTON- We know how hard Melania Trump has worked at spreading the message of her "Be Best" campaign. She has been relying on her public image to promote the child-focused platform committed to well-being and kindness. Unfortunately, Melania...

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Funny story: Following Latest Dire Climate Report, Trump Places Himself on Endangered Species List

Following Latest Dire Climate Report, Trump Places Himself on Endangered Species List

Following issuance of a dire United Nations climate report stating that, unless drastic measures are taken, up to 1 million plant and animal species are at risk of extinction within our lifetime, United States President Donald Trump, while continuing...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi besieged with bad dreams seeks psychiatrist; ends with further shivers

Nancy Pelosi besieged with bad dreams seeks psychiatrist; ends with further shivers

Questioned on whether Mr. Biden’s entry into the presidential race has somehow disturbed her, Ms. Pelosi answered a New York Times reporter with a firm: “Not at all.” Nevertheless, her dream—occurring during the night right before he announced—has...

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Funny story: Georgia Will Close All Northbound Interstates After Passing Stringent Anti-Abortion Bill

Georgia Will Close All Northbound Interstates After Passing Stringent Anti-Abortion Bill

Atlanta - After signing into law a tough new anti-abortion bill which would outlaw the termination of pregnancies if a fetal heartbeat can be detected, which can occur as early as six weeks and before many women realize they are pregnant, Governor Br...

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Funny story: Trump's Got Wood for Tiger Woods

Trump's Got Wood for Tiger Woods

President Trump has awarded Tiger Woods the Medal of Freedom. All while getting some "wood" for Woods. As Tiger Woods addressed everyone present at the White House rose Garden, he was overwhelmed with emotions. All in attendance were equally to...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Forgotten About Mexican Border Wall

President Trump Has Forgotten About Mexican Border Wall

President Donald Trump, lately inundated with distractions, and literally besieged with problems, has, according to those closest to him, forgotten about the silly, old Mexican border wall. What with all the furore about the Mueller Report, redact...

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Funny story: FBI - CIA “Honey Pot” Operation Falls Flat On Its Face

FBI - CIA “Honey Pot” Operation Falls Flat On Its Face

BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim said he saw it coming: Pretty face, nice ass, low cut blouse with revealing cleavage; her 'come hither' smile said it all. In the Looking-Glass War led by Comey, Clapper and Brennan, against the forces of President Trump,...

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