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WARSAW, Poland – (World Satire) – The president of Poland has made it abundantly clear that his country does not fear Putin’s Russian military superiority one fucking iota. Polish President Andrzej Duda (pronounced: DOO-DA) told a group of Europea…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - President Putin, has just shown that he is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen drawer with his latest slip of the tongue. The crazed, power-hungry, evil evilpabob, as VP Kamala Harris has pegged him, has just revealed (a…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - World Wrestling Federation wrestler Mona Nectarview, who wrestles under the name "The Krazy Krusher," has just made an offer to the Trumptard. Mona, who has been wrestling professionally ever since she was 14-year…
MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - A pair of pole dancers, who admit to being lesbians, have just revealed that back on Valentines Day in 2015, they had a sexualized threesome with none other than the pussy grabber himself, Donaldo Jonathan Erasm…
KISSIMMEE, Florida - (Satire News) - The Trumptard, who is considered to be an even bigger racist that the poster boy for racism (Hitler), has once again found himself in some deep do-do, as they say on the out-yonder farms of Kansas. Donald Jonat…
Trump and his gang are ignoring subpoenas. All familiar names like Trump’s chief of staff Mark Meadows, pal Steve Bannon, Jim Jordan, attorney John Eastman, and a talker called Dan Scavino. Who is Dan Scavino? It was amazing that Ivanka Trump agr…
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (World Satire) - The tide of the RUW (The Russian - Ukrainian War) is turning as a PT boat of the Cambodian navy (The CPTB-83) has just sunk the Russian destroyer, (The RSS Mrs. Joseph Stalin). The Ukraine Voice report…
VENUS FLYTRAP, North Carolina - (Satire News) - The 26-year-old congressman from North Carolina, Madison Cawthorn, says that he was raised in a strict Baptoprescopalian home, and as a result he is as straight as a pink flamingo's legs. Cawthorn, w…
BILLINGSGATE POST: If you have ever wondered who is calling the shots for President Joe Biden, look no further. Billionaire George Soros, a man with no country, is the defacto leader of our country. Along with Barack Obama’s former puppeteer, Valeri…
AMISH BUTTER, Pennsylvania - (Satire News) - A Pennsylvania woman has come forward to say that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump had intimate relations with her as they were parked in her Amish buggy. The woman, who would not give her name, told Alpha…
What Do Johnny Depp, Majorie Taylor Greene, And Kevin McCarthy Have In Common? One could view it on the news or U-Tube. The three have serious memory issues. While Johnny Depp is professionally scripted, he had trouble verbalizing several traumati…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The most famous duchess in the United States, the Duchess of York, has just entered her race horse "Nude Duchess" in the Kentucky Derby. Sarah Ferguson, who is Queen Elizabeth's daughter-in-law, purchased the geld…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a perfect example of fairness prevailing, the United States government has just announced that the former "Golfer-In-Chief" (i.e. the Trumptard) must pay a $40 million fine. The fine is for one Donald Jonatha…
MOSCOW, Russia - (Satire News) - The evil, heartless, leader of Russia is now realizing that his chickens have come home to roost. Putin, who has lost 17 pounds and is starting to look like a swizzle stick with ears, has gone into hiding. A close…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just learned that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene (aka The Blonde Scarecrow) is considering getting circumcised. According to BuzzFuzz junior reporter Sonora Cahoots, MTG recently read an article about…
PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) - Two Palm Beach police officers took Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump into custody after he was seen walking around semi-naked at 3 AM in downtown Palm Beach. Police officer Nick R. Waferwater (PBPD Badge Number 7…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Until now, all the efforts of man to restore the skin of his fellow creature to its natural form and beauty, have proved fruitless. Previous attempts by taxidermists to stuff and mount a member of his own specie have only produced…
POLTERGIEST, Ukraine - (World Satire) - Russia's free news agency, Vodkavich, is reporting that a group made up of Ukrainian voluteers soundly defeated the pride of Putin's army, the 106th Russian Roulette Regiment. Vodkavich noted that the entire…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News has just broken the amazing story about Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene. Hacienda Fiddle, reported that the horribly ugly MTG entered Baltimore Generalized Hospital in order to have her tubal ligation revers…
Opponents of a Republican assault on the Disney Company, the largest employer in the Sunshine State, warn the legislation is grooming children to pay higher taxes. “Florida Republicans got mad at Disney, and took revenge because the mouse roared i…
That complete loser Piers Morgan faked the interview. He faked me leaving. He edited the tape. So fake. What a loser. He got Hillary Clinton to do it. She’s a liar. Lock her up. In fact, I was never even at the interview. I was at Mar-a-lago the whol…
TUCSON, Arizona - (Satire News) - In the latest from Putin's evil invasion of the Ukraine, a C-5A cargo plane, loaded with 400 anti-Putin protesters has just landed at Tucson's Camel Hump Airport. The plane was packed with Russian citizens who dar…
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