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The booted Tucker Carlson may be replaced by a woman who looks like a pimple with long blonde hair

Speculation is swirling at the Faux News network regarding the potential replacement for the controversial Tucker Carlson. A peculiar contender has emerged, once described as a woman bearing a striking resemblance to a blonde-haired pimple. Kaylei…

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A driverless Tesla crusie ship hits and sinks a Laotian fishing boat

Elon Musk has just learned that his pride and joy, the Tesla cruise ship, has collided with and sunk a Laotian fishing boat. The ship, named The Merry Mermaid of The Ocean, struck the fishing boat at 3:13 am, and within a minute, by 3:14 am, the L…

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Britney Spears' new children's book tops the New York best seller chart

Britney Spears who sings, dances, and is a sensational handywoman, has now added children's book writer to her repertoire. Sangria Wine with The Dip Sheet News writes that Britney's new book is a fantastic debut, taking the world of children's boo…

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Tiffany Trump says her father deserves to go to prison

The latest revelation from writer Margarita Mixx of Wild Whispers magazine exposes Tiffany Trump's candid thoughts on her father's predicament. According to Mixx's report, during a visit to Mar-a-Lago, Tiffany confronted her father, saying he dese…

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Royal submarine, the HMS Sea Scoundrel, hits a school of orca whales and receives heavy damage

Ta Ta For Now News reveals that the royal submarine, HMS Sea Scoundrel II, has sustained extensive damage after an unexpected collision with a pod of orca whales. The submarine's commander, none other than Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, 38, explain…

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The FBI says that Trump has already been fitted for handcuffs

According to Andy Cohen, America's renowned information guru, an interesting revelation has surfaced about former president, the Trumpturd. It appears that DJT has already undergone a rather unique fitting process, this time involving handcuffs. C…

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The sexy Kardashian sisters are now the proud owners of a hot dog food truck

The Kardashian sisters continue to expand their business empire, venturing into various unconventional products. However, their latest venture, The Horny Hot Dog Food Truck, takes the cake. Family matriarch, Kris Jenner, proudly announced the sist…

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Reports from the FBI are that the entire Trump family could possibly all end up in prison

The Trump family may soon be fronting a different kind of reality TV show as reports suggest their potential residence could shift from Mar-a-Lago to a federal prison. According to sources at The American Research Group, the FBI's investigations h…

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Elon Musk has developed the Tesla cement mixer truck

Elon Musk has once again showcased his engineering prowess with the latest addition to the Tesla lineup. Musk's Tesla company, renowned for its innovative creations, has introduced a groundbreaking invention, the Tesla Cement Mixer. While Musk's m…

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Is Meghan Markle today's Holly Golightly from Breakfast At Tiffany's?

Ambition is great. It brought humanity out of the stone age to the high-tech world of Silicon Valley. Ambition has given humanity penicillin, television, automobiles, fast food, and Lean Cuisines. Ambition is the wind-up clock of evolution and lif…

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Sarah Huckabee never let Trump touch her you-know-what

Since 2016, one of the Trumpturd's most cherished comrades has been Gov. Sarah Huckabee of Arkansas. During her tenure as DJT's press secretary/attack dog, she skillfully orchestrated the illusion that the Orange Whale possessed an unmatched intel…

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Man who crossed Mafia boss Salvatore Goombalini's daughter has gone missing

Salvatore Goombalini, a notorious figure in the underworld, has issued a stern warning to anyone who dares to harm his precious daughter, Rita, suggesting dire consequences await those foolish enough to cross that line. Rita, a captivating and eni…

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Trump's therapist says he cannot stop crying, seeks solace in fast food

Reports coming out of Mar-a-Lago suggest that Trump's guilt-ridden conscience has led him to seek therapy twice a day, attempting to atone for the myriad of controversial actions he has committed. According to an insider, Trump's fast-food habits…

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Similarities between Trump and Napoleon

In the grand opera of history, we find the robust parallels between two unlikely figures. Stage right: Donald J. Trump, former reality star turned U.S. President, whose hair and skin defies Pantone’s color chart. Stage left: Napoleon Bonaparte, whose…

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Donald Trump finally reveals he has a secret third daughter

Bedroom Pillow Talk senior reporter Carolina Chipotle has just broken the story that Donald Jonatan Erasmus Trump has finally admitted that he does, in fact, have a third daughter who was born out of wedlock 41 years ago. Trump's third daughter ha…

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Bezos-Musk Inc. acquires popular men's sexual health website

The intergalactic business titan, Bezos-Musk Inc., has sent shockwaves through the online world by acquiring one of the most popular men's sexual-health websites in cyberspace. In a statement issued by Bezos-Musk Inc., it was revealed that [color…

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