The Last Man On Earth...

Funny story written by Scooter Nairns

Saturday, 29 August 2020

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What next for the Teflon Don???

Donald Trump sat there in his log cabin, contemplating what had just happened. He had laughed at Kim Jong Un's hairstyle and kicked-off a war to end all wars.

HE WAS THE LAST MAN ALIVE ON EARTH...

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.

Who could that be???

He slowly opened the door to reveal Kerry Katona...

"Not even if you were the last woman on this planet hen..."

"But i am, make do! Kerry said excitedly.

"Not even if you begged me, doll..."

"PLEAAAASE! I have 10 bottles of vodka?!..." - Kerry explained.

"That might work hen, but did you bring a balaclava for yourself??? "

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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