Written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 22 November 2018

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Trump Tower, Trump Hotel and Trump Golf Club coming to Riyadh.

Ignoring the intelligence findings of the CIA, Trump took a knee before Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud of Saudi Arabia, suggesting that American resident and Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi’s death was not ordered by the Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman.

Lock him up. Lock him up. Read all about it: Trump sells US integrity to Saudi Arabia for thirty pieces of silver.

Editor’s note: You’re turning Trump into a traitorous Judas Iscariot figure. Reword it.

Author: Okay.

Trump sells US integrity to Saudi Arabia for billions and billions of bucks.

Editor’s note: Hmmm.

Making a bimbo-doughnut out of his index finger and thumb to emphasize his point, Trump presented his defense: “We’re making billions and billions of dollars selling planes and stuff to Saudi Arabia. And we’re making thousands and thousands of jobs for American workers. America first. Better America than China or Russia getting all that money.”

Trump is really saying: Money talks. Murder? Forget about it.

Born in Medina, Saudi Arabia, journalist Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the repressive regime of Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. Mr. Khashoggi was murdered and butchered at the Saudi Arabian consulate in Istanbul and reportedly disposed of with acid.

The whole world is watching Trump's very peculiar United States of America. People recognize that Jamal Khashoggi was also someone’s son. Would Donald Trump trade Donald Jr. for billions and billions of dollars, and thousands and thousands of jobs for Americans? And following such an atrocity, would Trump make the same bimbo-doughnut hand gesture and announce, “So what? America first.”

Americans are appalled by Trump's piggy-bank mentality and also shocked by his blatant effort to bash the CIA, and then to take a knee before Mohammed bin Salman.

Great Britain's Theresa May, Germany's Angela Merkel, Hillary Clinton, and Nancy Pelosi would not have gone the piggy-bank route and would have demonstrated more cajones than Donald Trump. Illinois US Senator Tammy Duckworth already has.

Or maybe, a Trump Tower, a Trump Hotel and a Trump Golf Club in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia are in the works, right next to a giant oil platform?


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