Complains About Easter.

Written by AndreaNadia

Saturday, 23 April 2011

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Easter began as a pagan holiday, and was soon adopted by all. It's the celebration of bunnies and chocolate.

Recently the Easter Bunny has voiced complaints, "Jesus is stealing my holiday!". What has this world come to? When the happy story of rabbits hiding chocolate eggs is replaced. Replaced by Jesus dying for our sins.

People have been trying to ruin this happy holiday, by speaking of Christ dying and then rising into heaven to sit at the right hand of God.

Many are offended that people are forgetting the true meaning of Easter; happiness in the form of chocolate bunnies. We should all refocus on the meaning of Easter.

Remember, Christ died for our sins, but the Easter bunny brings chocolate.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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