You know what big feet means...

Written by AndreaNadia

Friday, 22 April 2011

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The bigger the feet...the taller the man.

An extensive survey was conducted in the Netherlands, Mongolia, Australia, and Mexico. Results from each country found the same results.

The size of a man's foot, is directly correlated with their height. In the Mayan area of Mexico, where the people are of a shorter stature, have smaller feet.

Taller men in the Netherlands and Australia tend to have larger feet. This ground-breaking study has finally answered every woman's question.

So ladies, if your man has big feet, you know that he's going to be tall. For some men this might improve their dating game,

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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