Lift, Tuck and Tighten

Written by AndreaNadia

Thursday, 21 April 2011


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For years we have relied upon surgical procedures to keep us looking thin, young and fantastic. Tuck the tummy, lift the face, enlarge the breasts; the list goes on and on.

There is one body part that many forget; which we are going to bring attention to. The hand. The hand is used everyday for an unlimited amount of tasks. But when the skin begins to sag and sun damage sets in, we are left with ugly hands.

When your nose looks nice, lips look full and breasts look large, you don't want your hands to detract from your newly implanted beauty.

A quick 'nip and tuck', and skin bleaching can help those problem areas. Within days you can be using your hands again.

This is a quick fix for a huge problem. Remember that you won't always feel young, but you can look young.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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