Written by AndreaNadia

Thursday, 21 April 2011

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For years, lack of sleep has affected humans around the world. We work to much and don't sleep enough.

Sleep Country Canada has developed a new technique to improve concentration and 'awakedness' through out the day.

This technique is a very quick fix for this on going problem. Another benefit is that you don't waste your possible work time, sleeping.

According to Sleep Country Canada, we "only require three hours of sleep". The way to a night's worth of sleep in a short amount of time is simple. A small surgical procedure is done in the forearm. An IV needle is permanently graphed into place.

When you have three hours free, you are encouraged to sleep. But during the work day, when wasting time sleeping is impossible, the IV comes into play.

Small tubes of concentrated caffeine are sold for the low price of 9.99 USD. These tubes easily attach to your IV and let the caffeine seep into your blood stream.

Shooting up on caffeine is the way to make the most out of your day.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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