We Almost Have A Country

Written by AndreaNadia

Wednesday, 20 April 2011

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Previous American president, George W. Bush, sits down with BBC. After a three day tour near Norwich and Cambridge, Bush arrives in London to speak with us.

After seeing parts of England, Bush says "You guy's have almost got your own country out here!". Once reporters explained that we indeed do have our own country, Bush was "shocked". He later asked "Ya'll have your own president and all.".

Brief details about the Prime Minister and the Queen were mentioned. Bush seemed too intrigued by the football match on the television to even acknowledge our presence.

"Do you enjoy the football matches?" asked our reporter. "You got football. On what channel is it?" Bush inquired. Again we spent a lengthy amount of time explaining to Bush the difference between football and American football.

After hours of painful listening and explaining; Bush had spoken a grande total of thirteen sentances. It took three hours, and few words, for Bush to disgrace his nation.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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