Kate Middleton approaches Agony Aunt

Funny story written by ExiledRoyal

Tuesday, 16 November 2010

Hey!

The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Kate Middleton approaches Agony Aunt
Kate Middleton's best advice

Dear Bonnie Contention,

I'm just about to marry Prince William. TBH I'm shitting myself. I mean, just look what happened to his Mum. I don't want to end up in a tunnel in Paris. Do you have any advice for me?

Yours nervously, Her Royal Highness Princess Catherine of Bangor.


Dear Her Royal Highness Princess Catherine of Bangor,


I am a big fan of lubrication. It makes things run more smoothly, you can last longer and enjoy every second rather than anticipating perhaps a less comfortable moment in sex. Every day I meet people purchasing their first bottle of lube. Sometimes it is older women who approach me, their bodies not producing lubricant like they used to. Other times I have young women who, by some chance, discovered the joys of wetter sex. It is a pleasure to talk about the various types of lubricants we offer, helping them locate what they think it should feel like. Hope this helps! Bonnie.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more