ITV to run phone poll in order to have more phone polls

Funny story written by Eurocleese De Zouch

Sunday, 15 November 2009

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Michael Grade, the Executive Chairman of ITV has stated in a recent interview, that they are looking a create a prime-time show, where members of the public can vote on whether they want a phone vote.

Grade, interviewed by the Financial Times said "The general public will vote for anything. We managed to get them to vote on whether Gordon Brown has a chin or whether Vernon Kaye is in fact Mandroid from the planet Flute."

Grade mentioned that this show would replace the last X-Factor of the series. He garbled "People will be in such a frenzy to vote, that they'll vote in their millions. We're so strapped for cash, that this ploy is absolutely necessary, as it will allow us to peddle the rest of our shite for the whole of next year."

ITV has yet to confirm reports that Chris Moyles will be fired out of a Cannon on the show.

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