Written by Bill Skywalker

Tuesday, 2 June 2009

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Britain's Got Taleban - Sponsonerd By Iran's Nuclear Arm

Off the back of the massive success of Britain's Got Talent, a new spin off show was announced today which will be launched in the autumn to find Britain's next big radical extremist Muslim.

Auditions for the show called "Britain's Got Taleban" will be held in towns and cities he felt had the most potential to provide Britain's next big suicide bomber.

A release from the show's executives explained: "Obviously we're not going to find our next big thing in, places like Oxfordshire so we thought, "let's go where there's loads of fish". So in the end we've decided that we will be holding auditions in Bradford, Leeds, Birmingham, you name it those towns and cities where they are crawling with potential suicide bombers."

The announcement of a new spin off comes after the massive success of this years Britain's Got Talent in which 20 million viewers watched Diversity fend off the challenge off Susan Boyle... after Boyle went insane backstage and tired attacking the 11 strong dance group.

The winner of "Britain's Got Taleban" will have the honour of performing in front of the Queen when he or she will try to blow themsleves up in front of Buckingham Palace. The winner will also recieve, 100,000 virgins in Paradise. "Well that's what they believe!" said one of the show's bosses.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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