Written by victor nicholas

Wednesday, 30 April 2008

Former Shia guerrilla leader turned impresario Fade Fayed proudly raised his Tony award over his head and playfully aped happy shooting motions at the annual awards ceremony held last week in New York.

Fayed made what was one of the longest thank you speeches in recent memory, touching on subjects including: the Americans, the French and their allies, other colonial entities and Phalanges who have perpetrated crimes against Muslims and Christians. Going a bit off-topic he called on all theatre goers to pick the option of Islamic government which alone is capable of guaranteeing justice and liberty for all.

Fayed ended his five hour acceptance speech by thanking the many Unlawful Americans that have bought tickets for Hezbolla-Poppin and made it the success that it is.

Other nominees for this year's awards were noticeably absent and have not been heard of for several months.

Mr. Fayed looked striking in photos after the awards ceremony in a crisply laundered fatigue two-piece.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Musical, Hezbollah

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