Botched beauty treatment leaves woman fuming

Funny story written by ExiledRoyal

Monday, 13 March 2023

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Madge Vadge's New Face

A woman from Bristol has taken to social media after a botched beauty treatment left her looking 'like the Grinch'.

Madge Vadge said that she paid more that £30,000 to have her face lifted, but woke up to find it lifted so high that her vulva had become a part of her chin. On top of that, the blood flow to her head was impeded, which had led to the skin becoming green.

Husband Colin told us that when his wife finally arrived home he was so shocked at her appearance that he asked her whether she had a pen. Colin said that she started rummaging in her bag, so he had to explain that he thought she'd escaped from one.

Madge sobbed, "I hoped that it could be improved with a trip to the hairdressers, but when I asked the stylist what cut would make me look attractive ... she said a power cut. I threatened to turn ugly, but she said the surgeon had beaten me to it."

Ms. Vadge's GP has advised her to grow a beard.

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