Real Inflation - Bruce Springsteen U.S. Tour Tickets $4,000 and Up

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 27 July 2022

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I'll take two please.

You think Gas prices at the pump are High?

Seeing Bruce Springsteen on his U. S. tour this year will cost you $4,000 or more.

That is what Ticket master is a charging - and you have to get on special list to even get an early chance at a ticket.

Instead, possibly, find out where Bruce is staying, get a room there. meet him in the Lobby, and save yourself $2,000.

As with Uber, and airline seats - (and brought to you by the miracle of Computers) - Ticketmaster doesn't have a normal, stable price for a ticket - but will charge wildly different prices different days and hours to Maximize profits. But all are wildly expensive tickets. (They are helpless - Inflation made them do it - not Greed.)

(The funeral industry seeing all the money to be made, is thinking of doing this kind of predatory pricing - you will pay more depending on what time and day you are buried.)

Anyway, Ticketmaster is a Kindly corporation when it is not ripping off customers. Just charges a lot so the CO and get his $2 Million a year.

So, they will have Compassionate Viewing Seats for lower income people.

You only Pay $500 and get to see Bruce, in a choice seat, for 12 - 15 minutes and then have to leave.

They guarantee you will get to hear him do One song - before being ejected out on the street.

... Kindly Ticketmaster.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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