Cher gives birth to 93rd child in Sacramento McDonald's restroom

Written by Johnny Shlep

Saturday, 27 July 2019

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I got another babe. A delighted Cher pictured outside her home last night

Pop legend, Cher, has revealed that, last Tuesday afternoon, she gave birth to her 93rd child during a visit to the ladies facilities at a McDonald's restaurant in Sacramento, California.

The clearly emotional 'Gypsies Tramps and Thieves' singer told newsmen: "It was one of the most beautiful moments of my entire life.

"I went into the little girls' room to lay a loaf after a heavy meal, and emerged with another kid.

"I mean, what are the chances, for God's sake? Hell, I didn't even know I was pregnant."

The 97-year-old star now has 63 girls and 30 boys, all by different fathers, and is fast catching up with close friend, Meryl Streep, who has 106 mixed-race children, and who is currently in a Detroit maternity unit awaiting the birth of her 3rd set of triplets.

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