Written by King Kong

Wednesday, 12 September 2018

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When the Prince of Darkness, and Angelina Jolie ascend to the altar, the public will celebrate the joyous moment.

After six months of dating, Jolie proposed to Satan, her Lord and Master.

"I totally fell in love with him when I saw him as an actor on Rosemary's Baby," says Jolie.

After years of marriage, any hint of unfaithfulness between them will be embraced by his legion of demons.

There will be a lot of pressure on these two to have kids.

Friends say that Jolie has developed a strange complexion after dating Satan. She's also emitting a smell similar to dried fish.

Can science predict the future of the couple?

They're getting married in hell, which is generally a bad sign.

Angelina Jolie is 43 years old; the Prince of Darkness is a trillion years old.

Damion Rasfinger, a professor at the University of Latter-Day Saints says, "The odds of divorce are relatively low for the couple since Satan has a history of devouring his ex-wives."

It's unclear how much family conflict Jolie and the Prince will experience when they are at odds. The Vatican says, "No one has ever survived such an ordeal with Satan. The best policy is silence and obedience."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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