Written by King Kong

Sunday, 2 September 2018

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MGN movie studios is in production of a new Wizard of Oz film where roles have been reversed for a fresh twist on entertainment.

The director is Tinto Brass who filmed the 1979 erotica movie "Calicula" produced by penthouse magazine and starring Peter O'Toole.

The new Wizard of Oz film is made for an adult audience with steamy sexual content.

Jimmy is a young boy who lives with his Aunt Daria Nicolodi and Uncle Claudio and his little dog Pisello on a farm in the Kansas prairie.

One day, Jimmy and Pisello are caught up in a cyclone that deposits his farmhouse into Perverted Munchkin Country in the magical Land of Oz.

The falling house has killed the Wicked Witch of the East, Aria, the evil mistress of the naked Munchkins.

The Good Witch of the North, Rose, arrives with three grateful Munchkin Women who she cured from a bad case of pussy rot, and gives Jimmy the magical Ghetto Shoes, Air Jordans, that once belonged to the Wicked Witch.

The Good Witch Rose tells Jimmy that the only way he can return home is to venture to the Emerald City and ask the great and powerful Wizard of Oz to help him.

On his way down the yellow brick road, Jimmy attends a banquet held by a Munchkin Woman named Missy who drugs his food and he wakes up naked the next day.

After that, Jimmy frees a scarecrow named Asia from a pole on which she is hanging. He later applies oil from a can to the rusted connections of the Tin Woman, and meets the Cowardly Puma lady.

The scarecrow wants a pretty face so little boys don't scream from fear, the Tin Woman wants an anus to defecate from, and the Cowardly Puma wants courage to find a man, so Jimmy encourages the three of them to journey with him to the Emerald City to beg for help.

The Wizard agrees to help them all if they kill the Wicked Warlock, Dove of the West, who rules over Oz's Winkie Country. The Wizard also requests all four of them join him in a drunken orgy before they begin their journey.

Jimmy throws a bucket of urine at the Warlock and is shocked to see him melt away into diarrhea.

The Wizard gives Asia the scarecrow a paper bag to wear over her head, he gives the Tin Woman a bag of shit as an anus, and he gives the Cowardly Puma a Rubber Dildo.

The Wizard complains to Jimmy of Pisello's constant flatulence and the fact that Pisello defecated on his bed.

The Good Witch, Rose, tells Jimmy to jump into the air with his Ghetto shoes to return home with Pisello.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Wizard of Oz

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