Written by King Kong

Friday, 13 July 2018

image for Harvey Wienstein to wed Gabourey Sidibe

Sorry, boys — Gabourey Sidibe is officially off the market!

The TV actress and model is engaged to Harvey Wienstein the ex-CEO of The Wienstein Company. The two have been in Italy on a romantic trip, where the engagement took place.

Gabourey captioned a series of photos on her Facebook account from the unforgettable moment.

"This morning on the airplane back from where you presented me with a proposal and wedding ring, I love you from now until forever. We will be together and we promised to be forever together!!" wrote Gabourey.

In an exclusive interview with GAY MAGAZINE, Wienstein went on to say, “Since being shamed for my status, I've been afraid to talk to women. I felt like I was in a prison. I wasn't myself anymore. I didn't even go near women. Then Gabourey came into my life and I started to feel human again”

"Gabourey is my guiding light and I was and always will be the gentleman.” He said.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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