Written by ExiledRoyal

Sunday, 5 December 2010

image for World's biggest pants unveiled
Pants for fat people

THE world's biggest knickers were unveiled yesterday. The XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL underwear is built for 45st women who are a size 74 with a 105in waistline. They are made by British manufacturers The Big Bloomers Company, which launched a range of XXXXXXXXL underwear earlier this year for 35st women.

The size increase has come from a demand from America, where obesity is an hobby.

Hugh Jass, the company's Chief Executive, says, "We tailor our pants to each woman individually. All we ask is for a passport-sized photo to give us a clue. This is problematical in America, though, as most of these women can't get into a photobooth."

The new pants are going to be marketed with the catchy slogan:

"What kind of can is made of fat and lard? You! American!

The Big Bloomers Company. Pants to fit cans."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Fat, Fashion, clothing

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
63 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more